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website designs

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research-backed BRANDING and design for people

who really hate cringey marketing

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branding that bends the rules →

branding that bends the rules →

branding that bends the rules →

branding that bends the rules →

branding that bends the rules →

branding that bends the rules →

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find what feels like you

crafting brands & Websites that work and look good

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Like if your sister or bff was also your branding specialist, copywriter, and web designer. Book my total focus and attention for the entire week (or more) and pick your priorities. We'll get as detailed as we can within your timeframe. And it comes with a built-in hype girl (and the occasional brutal but necessary honesty).

Choose your own adventure.

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backed by psych & sociology RESEARCH

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Web design

see the magic of an

INSTANT UPGRADE

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You need a website that actually works for humans (including you). One that:

⬥ Feels (and sounds) like you on your best day
⬥ easy af for folks to find, pay, and remember you
⬥ Doesn’t glitch every time you change your pricing
⬥ Doesn’t secretly gaslight your nervous system
⬥ real research shapes strategies that don’t feel icky

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we write copy that is honest & human, but still strategic

No manipulative scarcity tactics.
No soulless corporate drone voice.

Instead, we frame the offer like an invitation from a teammate, not a sales pitch from a stranger. That’s not just a vibe — it’s backed by decades of behavioral science that says trust and belonging sell better than pressure.
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WE DON’T BLINDLY CHASE trends

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We do use psychology, color theory, and research-backed strategy to create designs and copy that are both authentic and memorable. But yes, we still push the creative envelope, because safe-but-boring design should basically be a crime. 
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weaponized psychology

in modern marketing

(and how to avoid it)
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Want to market smarter
without selling your soul?

This free guide breaks down the sneaky psych tactics that big brands and shady “gurus” use to manipulate people—and how to flip them for good. Basically, the marketing tea they should have spilled years ago.
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unsolicited advice from YOUR

FAVORITE ADHD web designers

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